
A lot of talk about nothin'.























Today I went to Bethany's place so we could work on our violas together. After I got there we talked about where we each were with our projects. She adjusted the sound post in my violin, fixing up a bit of a dead sound when I played the A string.
We talked about varnishing my violin and my next steps. Then we both started working on our violas. I began carving the scroll on mine and she busily started working on the back of hers.
Bethany needed the drill press so she put it up on the work bench, and started to use it. It didn't seem to be working properly. She stopped and looked it over.
With a surprised tone, she exclaimed, "There's a mouse in my drill press!" I looked over to see Mama Mouse peeking out at us from the underside of the pulley housing on top of the drill press. We both stood staring at it for a few moments, then I said, "Shall we take it outside?"
"Definitely" she replied", as she picked it up and headed for the door that I ran and held open.
She set the drill press down on the ground and opened the pulley housing. There was poor Mama Mouse frantically running around with a baby in her mouth. We stood there staring for a few moments at the nest made from fibres from Ernie's jacket, with several more babies in it. Then we both looked around as if there would be some sort of solution standing nearby. It reminded me of a couple of guys staring under the hood of a car that just quit, not having a clue what to do next.
We agreed that we wanted Mama Mouse to be able take care of her babies, so we would relocate them. We got a bucket and moved babies and nest into the bucket, but Mama Mouse wasn't so co-operative. She evaded us for a few minutes, but finally we outsmarted her and ultimately she left Casa Drill Press. She grabbed one of her babies and bolted up the wall and out of sight between the wall and the deck. We left her to sort her life out and when we checked back later, she had moved all of them to an undisclosed location.
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall and watched the two of us.

Only you ..... could pull off that kind of a trick,
Only you ..... could pierce your thumb with a pick.
You can hardly stand the pain in your hand
And the swelling's unbearable too ...
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ..... would run with your arms in your shirt,
Only you ..... would forget that you could get hurt.
While all tied up in your clothes, your knees took the blows,
And left shoulder got whack number two.
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ..... would fight a horse in the barn.
You had to know ..... you would come to some harm,
There's no need for fussin', o'er a little concussion,
Smashed eyeglasses and a blackened eye too.
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ... were late for making horse "mush"
Only you ... weren't careful because of the rush
You fell and scalded your arm, and your shoulder's come to harm,
The banana's been traumatized too
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ... could somehow injure your hip
Only you ... wouldn't remember the bump or the slip
So you're going to see Laura, who'll adjust you some more
If she can puzzle out what she needs to do
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ... would sit that close to the fire
Notice John ... hasn't let your insurance expire
Trying to go up in flames, it is really quite lame
Now the woodstove's all covered with goo
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ..... would snowshoe alone in the trees.
Only you ..... would forget how you fell on your knees.
We thought you should know, you should walk on the snow
And and not try to dance the "old soft shoe"...
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ..... would take a whack in the eye,.
From a branch, as you were passing by.
Only silly asses would take off their glasses,
When they're bushwacking on their snowshoes.
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ..... would slip and fall on your arse.
Only you ..... would injure so many parts.
Oh you didn't know there was ice under the snow,
And that hubby was watching you too.
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.
Only you ... wouldn't leave the bottle on the table
Only you ... would try to carve off the label
What kind of a fool, Would use the knife as their tool,
Now you've sliced your thumb muscle in two
We think you're accident prone,
You're hilarious, you one and only you.