Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Corn Roast or Seven Deadly Sins Displayed

I'm still reeling at the behaviour of my family at the corn roast last Saturday night. Debauchery is the only word that comes to mind when I think back on the antics. I can only compare it to a shameful display of the
Seven Deadly Sins

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Pride

The original and most serious of the seven deadly sins.

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Gluttony

They ate like starving wolves, ripping and tearing at their food. They drank as if they had been in the desert for days!

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Lechery


Lechery was rampant. Young and old giving in to excessive thoughts or desires of a sexual nature. Embarrassing!


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Envy


Clearly demostrated here by Gryper's audience!


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Greed


Although not readily apparent in this photo, greed was represented. Gryper in an act of extreme greed, didn't want to bring his full bottle of gin to the party. Instead, he poured a small amount into an empty gin bottle and topped it up with tonic water. He inadvertently took the wrong bottle to the party and began drinking, realizing the mistake only after he was unable to stand up. When the party pigs found out, that he didn't want to share his full bottle of gin in the first place, they taught him a lesson about greed and sharing.


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Wrath


Described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger, wrath is shown here in an undignified display by two of the young ladies in attendance.


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Sloth


Although sloth, described as indifference, or perhaps an unwillingness to care is now considered the least serious, it was represented the most.


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All THAT IS GOOD AND PURE


Here, apart from the rest of the iniquity and depravity is a show of kindness and caring. In the spirit of Mother Theresa, Mrs Gryper tirelessly walked with her great granddaughter, in an effort to prevent her seeing the perversion taking place.


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This grandmother, also apart from the lascivious crowd, is reading to her innocent grandsons. She teaching them about St. Francis of Assisi, the Patron Saint of Animals and the Environment, and how he cared for dogs and birds.



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6 comments:

PRINCE CHARMING said...

hahaha hthats hilarious

PRINCE CHARMING said...

i think the gluttony pic is the best lol

SusanE said...

Well done FG, your piety will be rewarded.

On another note... is that my son mooning the crowd?

Cherylinn said...

I'M WEEPING.....AS I LAUGH HYSTERICALLY....

THIS IS A TRUE WORK OF ART. SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF AS YOU ARE OF THOSE WHOM ATTENDED THIS EVENT.

Fiddling Granny said...

Your son is fourth from the left ... the mooner is Devon's Andrew. Your son did lots of other "special" stuff ... so id your future daughter-in-law.

The Lexiphage said...

Deeply inspiring, especially the completely unbiased segment on the pious granny.